Showing posts with label Self Indulgence. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Self Indulgence. Show all posts

September 6, 2007

On A Personal Note

I'd like to take a moment to thank whoever invented the indoor shower. This is an underappreciated element of modern life. Step under a magical shower head and warm water beats on sore muscles, runs over an unclear head, and washes away cares and dirt. It is available at a touch and it comes out of the wall. Amazing.

September 1, 2007

Today I Went To A Public Restroom

I tapped my foot. Nothing happened. And it was at Home Depot. Does this only work for guys?

May 25, 2007

Why Yes, I am the center of the universe.

Why do you ask?

I test drove this today. I'm in love. Or lust. Somehow I can't find a way to justify the purchase but I brought a lot of pictures home with me. If I try hard enough I expect I'll fiture out a way to invent some elaborate justification.

It is sooooo much fun.

March 5, 2007

For Your Entertainment

What kind of extremist are you?
Your Result: Rational Person

You consider these questions obvious straw men, designed to distract people from a meaningful investigation of facts and a serious discussion of relevant political issues. How boring.

Moderate Extremist
Right-Wing Extremist
Left-Wing Extremist
What kind of extremist are you?

Via Avedon Carol

February 26, 2007

I Can't Decide Which Is The Worst

Faye Dunaway or Celine Dion.

Think, think, think ... nope. It's a tie.