Home Depot Redux

Yes Buggy, you can find lots of people at My Home Depot. They tell me it has the most sales of any Home Depot east of the Mississippi.

I return, having forgotten something. A little dazed it being my second visit in less than a week. In the plumbing section I approach a gaggle of orange people chatting amongst themselves.

Sasha: May I ask you a stupid question?

Orange Person: Sure you can. I'm married.